Tonight, Laura and I realized that we tend to drink quite a lot on a regular basis. It's not uncommon for the two of us to finish a bottle of wine with dinner and then have another drink or two before bed. We figured out just why that is:

Kevin: What else do we have to drink? Water is boring. Milk and orange juice are pretty much reserved for breakfast. And pop is a precious, limited resource!

Laura: We're Diet Pepsiholics!

Kevin: Hell, we put booze in our Diet Pepsi just so we can make it last longer!

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Laura says it's not as funny written down, but I'm still going to post it :)